Too Fat To Drive

"flying lap" (flyinglap) 04/22/2015 at 09:21 • Filed to: None

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If you haven’t seen Matt Farah’s new series called, One Take, watch this one. It’s the most interesting yet. He explains why he’s too fat to drive Ben’s 1992 VW Kombi.

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Flyinglap aka Joe knows more useless car information than anybody. He owns every Car & Driver since 1986. His 11 year old son knows the difference between an E24 and E28. His 7 year old son says “gai-ar-doh” not “gah-lar-doh”.

Coty > flying lap 04/22/2015 at 09:27

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Uh oh, I want one and I’m fat. This is bad.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Coty 04/22/2015 at 09:32

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Use this as encouragement to lose weight! :)

505Turbeaux > Coty 04/22/2015 at 09:33

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how in the hell did the deluxe corner and side windows of a splitty end up on a 1992 bay though?

Coty > 505Turbeaux 04/22/2015 at 09:35

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Holy shit I didn’t even notice that.

Coty > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 04/22/2015 at 09:35

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Told my girlfriend I was going to lose weight once and she told me no, that she liked me squishy.

Coty > 505Turbeaux 04/22/2015 at 09:36

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Now that I think about it I think I read about the Brazil versions having something like that though.

505Turbeaux > Coty 04/22/2015 at 09:38

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it is bizarre, but I like it. I was looking at the roof to see if someone did a clip and weld from a splitty, but it looks bone stock. If only it had a metal sunroof like the bays did and the skylights of a splitty...holy shit

Coty > 505Turbeaux 04/22/2015 at 09:40

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I’m trying to get ahold of my Brazilian Kombi expert, but I’m not sure if he’s awake yet.

Coty > 505Turbeaux 04/22/2015 at 10:08

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Yup, OEM.

505Turbeaux > Coty 04/22/2015 at 10:15

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that is so weird to me, but I am in love with it. It is bizarre mainly because you have been in splittys and bays before I am sure, the lengths of those sections cannot possibly be the same, but they look it. I just noticed the glass is a bit wider on the side windows though

Coty > 505Turbeaux 04/22/2015 at 10:29

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Actually haven’t been in either.

505Turbeaux > Coty 04/22/2015 at 10:31

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WHAT??? Only beetles and type 3’s? Now I want to buy a bus just to give you a ride in one. I feel bad for you

Coty > 505Turbeaux 04/22/2015 at 10:34

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Kay.

There’s one buy my house you should buy until I get enough money to buy it from you. It’s pretty.

505Turbeaux > Coty 04/22/2015 at 10:35

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haha what is it for a bus? splitty, bay? Any pics?

I actually cannot buy shit right now but I would love to if I found one around that was driving, just to let you drive one.

Coty > 505Turbeaux 04/22/2015 at 10:42

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I know I took better ones than these, but whatever. Bay westy in the second best color.

Also this one is $10k:

505Turbeaux > Coty 04/22/2015 at 10:45

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10 K for either is crazy talk unless that is a 21 window

Coty > 505Turbeaux 04/22/2015 at 10:48

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Nope.

http://burlington.craigslist.org/cto/4987081564…

505Turbeaux > Coty 04/22/2015 at 10:50

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hahahahaha holy shit. Well let me just tell you the last one of those I bought was $300, many years ago with good floors and a bad drip rail around the roof. And I drove it around the country. A 66 like that in that shape is still only worth 2, MAYBE 3 grand tops. And that one should really be worth 1000

Coty > 505Turbeaux 04/22/2015 at 10:51

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They’re so crazy now :(